2018 Archive: The Password

I’m “locking” my account from hackers.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@Geocities_Builder07/25/2007 21:18I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@AltaVista_Pro12/25/2002 12:57Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/19/2008 22:46Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Linux_Distro_Fan09/16/1998 20:38Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee08/24/1995 08:12A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette05/11/2014 00:07I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Startup_Kid02/25/2012 13:04Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Trololo_Man_7009/18/1998 17:58Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Keyboard_Cat_P06/18/2007 17:12Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).