What is a lawyer’s definition of a paperless office? An office where the printer is currently jammed.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
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The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Classic. Simply classic.