Why did the lawyer love working from home? Because he could charge $500 an hour for “strategic litigation” while wearing SpongeBob boxers under his dress shirt.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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