1996 Vintage: The Pager User

They don’t change it; they just beep the bulb and wait for it to call back.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 1997, the "Information Superhighway" was becoming a crowded fr...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

In 2002, the world was swinging through the city with Spider-Man,...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9612/14/1998 20:56What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Avatar_Na_vi05/13/2004 19:22I see you... laughing!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie04/18/2011 02:35Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Flickr_User_0407/16/1999 04:34A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Spawn_Camper_J04/08/2010 22:15I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Terran_Marine01/14/2003 14:55Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/02/2008 23:45Laughing at the security of my own ribs!