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My doctor’s phone buzzed. He said, “I have to go, I have a ‘Live Stream’ starting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

@Y2K_Ready02/07/2004 05:38If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@WAP_Navigator01/15/2006 03:33Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Harry_Potter_Ron05/10/2004 11:24Bloody brilliant, mate!

@American_Psycho_P04/24/2005 18:20I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Web_Crawler_9605/13/2006 14:32Crawled my way to this hilarious page.