1995 Classic: The Pager “143”

What was the most popular trick-or-treat message? Sending “143” (I Love You) to your crush’s pager while wearing a “Mask” costume like Jim Carrey.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »

Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »

Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »

Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »

Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »

Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »

In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9709/17/2011 12:55Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Bluetooth_Bot10/28/2007 04:12Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Dirty_Dancing_F12/07/2010 12:29Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Success_Kid_Win07/17/1998 00:22Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/15/2003 16:19Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Arthas_Fan_0212/10/2009 01:25Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Hat_Tip_Sir10/03/1997 07:31M’lady... this joke is superb.