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1995 Vintage: The OS

 Why did the blonde think Windows 95 was a documentary? Because it had so many “files” on everyone.

Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9510/28/2013 00:53This is why we need the internet.
@Pikachu_Fan_8807/29/2015 00:32Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Mainframe_Manny01/12/2006 06:16Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Floppy_Fanatic04/01/1999 21:44Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Keyboard_Warrior12/02/2002 04:43F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Agent_Smith_0105/15/1995 11:38It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Anchorman_Ron04/07/2000 22:45I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

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