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2009 Archive: The Optical Mouse Precision

 Why did the dad brag? “5000 DPI! I can highlight a typo before the computer even knows I made one.”

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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The Dual Monitor Flex
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Men will understand instantly…
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65 Office Groaners: The 2006 "Wii Sports & Twitter" Edition
Welcome to 2006 – the year the office became a dangerous place th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The System Reload
 Why did the manager bring a "Reset" button to the 2026 planning ...read more »
80 Office Groaners: The 2012 "Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style" Edition
Welcome to 2012 – the year we were all supposed to perish accordi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MSN Messenger "Hologram"
 Why was the intern confused? He saw a 3D "Nudge" and thought he ...read more »
The Professional Procrastinator
Mastering the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing....read more »
2025 Archive: The Carbon-Negative Coffee
 Why does the office espresso taste like grass? Because 2025 is t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Universal Basic Income (UBI) Talk
 Why was the water cooler conversation so relaxed? Because half t...read more »
The Desktop Wallpaper
The only window to the outside world many of us have.My desktop w...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiceGirls_Fan01/19/1995 13:09Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@OfficeWorker_9907/18/1999 18:12I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@ChatRoom_Queen06/12/2006 04:34A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@StoneCold_31607/06/2012 17:31And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Grunge_Lord_9401/09/2008 07:16I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Tina_Eat_Food06/26/2002 22:38Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan12/09/2015 20:45Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@I_See_What_You10/31/1996 10:50I see what you did there. Clever!
@Tablet_User_1001/24/2000 22:09Tapping my way to a good mood.

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