Why did the dad brag? “4000 DPI! I can select a single cell in Excel from across the room.”
Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007 “iPhone & The Ribbon” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)
We've been reading in the papers...
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty so...read more »
The Dual Monitor Flex
Having two screens makes you look 50% more productive and 100% mo...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2014 "Ice Buckets & iPhone 6" Edition
Welcome to 2014 – the year the office got soaking wet thanks to t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Everything is a Simulation" Theory
Why did the receptionist stop answering the phone? She’s convinc...read more »
2025 Archive: The Google Maps "Time Travel"
Why was the salesman looking at a 3D video of the office in 1995...read more »
76 Office Groaners: The 2011 "Siri & Google+" Edition
Welcome to 2011 – the year we started talking to our phones and t...read more »
69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop ...read more »
The Performance Review
The annual tradition of pretending we both know what my job title...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
The Corporate Slang
Let’s circle back and touch base on this low-hanging fruit.If I h...read more »
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84 Office Groaners: The 2024 "Spatial Reality & Brain Rot" Edition
Welcome to 2024 – the year the office officially went "Spatial" w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He asked the AI to "Find his purpose,"...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Prompt" Burnout
Why was the designer on medical leave? He has "Prompt Fatigue"—h...read more »
A local United Way office realized...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had neve...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That still only counts as one laugh!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.