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2007 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision

 Why did the dad brag? “4000 DPI! I can select a single cell in Excel from across the room.”

Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007 “iPhone & The Ribbon” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli11/24/2000 15:49That still only counts as one laugh!
@Cyber_Security_X02/26/2010 00:41Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Fight_Club_Member06/04/1996 07:14I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Weird_Science_G01/03/1995 06:13We created a monster... of a joke!
@Smosh_Old_School02/16/2005 11:11Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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