2020 Classic: The On the Rocks Martini

Bill Murray and Rashida Jones driving around New York. 2020 is the year of the “Sophisticated Indulgence.”

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Wall Street officially owns the digital gold now. 2024 is the ye...read more »

Everything is "Brat" now. My shirt is Brat-green, my car is Brat...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/22/2015 17:40My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Titanic_Jack09/23/2015 23:36I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/08/2013 22:34Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Orange_Mocha_F05/12/2004 14:40Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@One_Does_Not_S01/28/2005 08:58One does not simply read one joke.

@Clans_Leader_9903/20/2006 16:44Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!