2004 Legacy: The Office Humidifier

Why did the lawyer sue the water cooler? For “failing to provide sufficient gossip” to build a defamation case.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

@Home_Alone_Kevin06/21/2015 14:13Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette10/17/2015 21:33I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/20/2006 02:59Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Hide_The_Pain_H01/20/2009 10:35I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Club_Penguin_Kid10/31/1996 14:24Waddle on over and read this!