Why were the Dads planning a heist? Because George Clooney and Brad Pitt made “stealing the neighbor’s secret BBQ sauce recipe” feel like a high-stakes Las Vegas operation.
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.