Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, and Cate Blanchett. I’d let them rob me and I’d probably say “thank you.”
Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Not bad. Not bad at all.