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2007 Legacy: The Obsession

“I’m obsessed with ‘Lost’.” “We all are. Just wait for the finale; you’ll need a real psychiatrist then.”

Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor01/02/1995 17:28I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Twister_Chaser09/16/1997 05:53A F5 of a joke! Intense!
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@DVD_Rom_King02/10/2005 21:19More capacity for humor on this site!
@AllYourBase_9912/18/2003 11:34All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@CompuServe_Classic07/07/2013 14:08Premium humor for premium members.
@Excite_User_9701/28/2005 07:07This site is very exciting!
@Retweet_King12/05/2000 05:35RT if you think this is funny!

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