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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro12/01/1998 03:42Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Dreamcast_Gamer05/05/2007 08:25Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Futurama_Bender11/02/1998 03:13Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory07/23/1995 01:57Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Winamp_Playlist05/17/2005 19:42Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@DragonBall_Z_G04/20/2003 14:12His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Ninja_Turtle_R03/21/2002 06:38Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair10/22/1998 01:38I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!