Why did the military watch it? To see if “Diplomacy” could do what a “Bunker Buster” does, but with 90% less smoke.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
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Heh heh heh. Good one.