Why was the girl group so picky? Because TLC taught us that if a guy is hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride, he’s not getting a hot dog.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Found a real treasure with this one.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?