2016 Archive: The “No Puppet, You’re the Puppet” Debate

Why was it a 2016 classic? Because it was the peak of “I know you are, but what am I?” diplomacy.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was it so short? Because in 2025, "Peace" is something you ne...read more »

Why are they digitizing old HR manuals? To create a museum of "Th...read more »

Global Edition": Why is foreign policy so quiet? Because every wo...read more »

In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »

Why was the 2025 Inauguration so bright? Because even the sun kne...read more »

Why is the plan so controversial? Because in 2025, "Logistics" is...read more »

Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that "T...read more »

Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »

In 2025, the American Presidency felt less like a government and ...read more »

Why were they a 2024 problem? Because we couldn't tell if the Pre...read more »

Why is everyone eating raw milk and sunshine? To show that in 202...read more »

In 2011, the American Presidency felt the weight of history and t...read more »

Why is it now the "Department of Power"? Because "Energy" sounds ...read more »

Why is so much business happening in Florida? Because in 2025, "S...read more »

@Melrose_Place_Fan01/15/2000 02:13Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan11/28/2014 17:18Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Top_Gun_Maverick03/14/2010 05:36I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Weird_Science_G05/22/2010 00:00We created a monster... of a joke!

@AllYourBase_9905/18/1998 04:06All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!