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2007 Classic: The “No Child Left Behind” Anniversary

Why was it bitter? Because by 2007, everyone realized that “Testing” doesn’t mean “Learning,” it just means “Sweating.”

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator07/14/2000 18:34I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Britney_Spears_Fan05/04/1997 23:20Oops, I laughed again!
@Men_In_Black_K06/15/1999 19:48We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Butthead_Uhhh06/29/2012 22:57Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Wild_Thornberry11/03/2008 07:07Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Tina_Eat_Food03/12/2004 09:50Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Browser_War_V02/12/1995 22:52Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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