“In 2023, I’m going to spend less time being ‘Real’ and more time being ‘Drunk’.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
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