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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

@Gnutella_User11/19/1996 03:12Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Pirate_Bay_9909/19/1998 04:37Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Donnie_Darko_8809/03/1995 12:20Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance04/06/1997 10:42Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Goldmember_I_L05/02/2011 19:26I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Hansel_So_Hot06/09/2012 12:48That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Prodigy_User_X01/15/2006 23:16Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Leet_Speaker_7705/20/2001 16:397h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Terran_Marine04/09/2004 02:07Go, go, go! More jokes!