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1999 Vintage: The New Era Hype

 Why did the CEO say “See you in the future”? Because he didn’t think the servers would wake up.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker04/30/1996 21:24Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Matrix_Rebel05/03/2006 20:49I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli09/10/2012 00:06That still only counts as one laugh!
@Overclocker_Pro12/11/1996 13:56My CPU is running hot after this one!
@BitTorrent_0106/07/2004 17:25Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Space_Jam_Lola02/20/1995 19:30Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

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