Why did the CEO say “See you in the future”? Because he didn’t think the servers would wake up.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
That still only counts as one laugh!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".