What’s the difference between a 1990s lawyer and a 2002 lawyer? The 2002 lawyer doesn’t use a faxes anymore—he “e-mails an attachment of a scanned fax.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
This is the future of humor!