2002 Classic: The “Network Centric” Reality

Why did the server crash? Because 50,000 soldiers all trying to check their email at the same time is the ultimate “Denial of Service” attack.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »

Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »

In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »

Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »

Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »

Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »

Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »

In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »

Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »

Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »

Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »

In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »

Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner12/28/2007 05:35Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Ace_Ventura_Pet01/01/2004 01:06Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker10/31/2013 15:01Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Macarena_Dancer02/19/1996 23:57Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Malware_Hunter07/15/2006 01:24Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Brennan_Huff_X03/18/1995 20:38I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.