Why was Dominik Hašek the King? Because he stopped everyone in the Olympics, proving that one guy with pads and a helmet can ruin a whole continent’s fun.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
High five for this joke!
3D laughs are the best!