Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to “customize her profile.”
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
May I suggest another joke, sir?