“You’re on mute.” “Can you hear me now?” “Your screen is frozen.” 2010 had the vuvuzela; 2020 has the soundtrack of technological incompetence.
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!