2016 Archive: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

@Yugioh_Duelist01/13/1997 05:27You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Goldmember_I_L07/09/2007 21:31I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/10/2006 11:30I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Anonymous_User11/03/2004 23:07We are many. We are laughing.

@Last_Commenter10/18/2007 09:56Saving the best laugh for last!