Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
The Dude abides... this joke.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Taking a photo of me laughing!