2019 Archive: The MRI

“Does this machine have a ‘Portrait Mode’?” “No, it’s a million-dollar magnet. Just lie still.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Doctor03/12/2009 06:24One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Inkjet_Printers08/23/2001 01:24Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Evil_Kermit_M01/22/1999 04:50Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Midi_Background10/25/1997 19:16Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Mind_Blown_Gif06/20/2004 01:58*Boom* - there goes my brain!