Why was it the ultimate survival food? Because it’s the only thing that tastes exactly the same whether you have your sense of taste or not.
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
As if! This is too funny.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!