You know a movie is bad when the soundtrack CD has three Top 40 hits and the film is out of theaters in two weeks.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
You must construct additional laughs!
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