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1995 Vintage: The Movie Soundtrack

 You know a movie is bad when the soundtrack CD has three Top 40 hits and the film is out of theaters in two weeks.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Dial_Up_King12/24/2010 12:59Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@SimCity_Mayor09/23/2009 13:41Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor03/01/1998 20:29One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
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@Protoss_Pylon03/27/2001 02:53You must construct additional laughs!
@Maplestory_Kid09/19/1999 11:17@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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