Why was Johnny Depp nominated? Because his performance was 5% acting and 95% twirling a piece of facial hair that had more personality than the plot.
Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition
In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Indiana Jones" Subtitle
Why was it called The Dial of... Still Beating a Dead Horse? Bec...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.