2004 Classic: The Montreal Expos Finale

Why were the fans in Canada sad? Because the team played its last game before moving to Washington D.C., leaving a poutine-shaped hole in the MLB.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lycos_Dog03/25/2006 08:53Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@CSS_Master_9911/11/2011 10:46Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Tuenti_Specialist01/25/2007 23:36A classic from the Spanish web too!

@StrongBad_Mail10/07/2005 12:27I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Me_Gusta_Face10/09/2003 21:22Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut06/06/2014 18:39My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Futurama_Fry_M09/06/2011 05:39Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.