Why did the lawyer love Moneyball? He realized he could use “Sabermetrics” to calculate the exact probability of a jury being bored to death by his opening statement.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
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50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!