A blonde finds a mirror. She looks in it and says, “Hey, I know that person!” She takes it home, and her blonde husband looks in it and says, “You dummy, it’s me!”
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Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Shut up and take my laughter!