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1996 Classic: The Mirror

 A man stands naked in front of a mirror and says, “Look at that! 180 pounds of pure dynamite!” His wife says, “Too bad the fuse is so short.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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