Why did Tom Cruise look like an orchestra conductor? For making us all believe that in the future, we would solve crimes by waving our hands at giant glass screens like we were trying to swat a fly.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.