Rise of Gru: A group of teenagers walk in wearing full suits and ties to see a cartoon. The bartender says, “Gentle-minions, the milk bar is down the street.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
The history of humor in one post.