“The only way to survive a 2009 Sunday.”
Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
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