1998 Legacy: The Millennium Fear

Every time the clock strikes midnight, I check to see if my microwave has become self-aware yet.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

Billie Eilish is making me feel things about love again. 2024 is...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

Mia Goth is a star! The trilogy is over and I’m officially a fan...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

She’s erasing her memories again. 2024 is a "Eternal Sunshine" t...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 202...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/01/2004 07:02Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter10/23/2001 00:46The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Myspace_First_Friend08/06/2011 06:58I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Flash_Game_Dev09/17/2003 11:30I should make a game about this joke.

@Homestar_Runner02/11/2009 22:22That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!