Why did the Navy start worrying about “Asymmetric Warfare” in ’97? Because they realized a $4 billion aircraft carrier could be theoretically sunk by a guy in a speedboad with a radio and a very bad attitude.
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Will the real funny joke please stand up?
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
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