1995 Vintage: The Military’s First Website

What was on the 1995 DoD homepage? A grainy photo of a tank and a “Contact Us” link that took 12 minutes to load over a 14.4k modem.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why the "Dog-Drone"? Because a mechanical dog doesn't need to be ...read more »

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Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

Why did the 2025 Infantry look like "Iron Man"? To make sure they...read more »

In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »

Why the high pay? Because "Space Security" in 2025 requires a lot...read more »

In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »

In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »

Why the sixth sense? To ensure the "Operator" can see the future,...read more »

In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »

Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »

In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »

@Pixel_Addict08/08/2013 22:36LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@CSS_Master_9909/12/2000 00:58Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@SoulSeek_Fan01/22/2009 00:05Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/25/2007 10:52One billion... laughs!

@Hide_The_Pain_H04/14/2008 08:07I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Animated_Mail_G05/05/1995 05:10The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@YouTube_Beta_User12/01/2006 14:03I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Noob_Slayer_X06/22/2012 00:08Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.