1999 Legacy: The Military’s First Laptop Encryptions

Why was it a mess? Because the “Secret Key” was usually written on a Post-it note stuck to the bottom of the laptop.

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@Doom_Guy09/23/2014 10:44Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@N64_GoldenEye04/17/2002 01:17Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Hanson_Fan_9701/18/1998 16:08Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Titanic_Jack08/08/2013 20:17I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Marquee_Text_Fan05/26/2006 03:35<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Best_Viewed_IE402/17/2014 02:47Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Everquest_Solo01/18/2012 13:28Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Social_Media_G06/21/2003 07:49I’m going to poke you for this joke!