1999 Classic: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won’t turn the lock!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@QuickTime_Viewer07/23/2000 01:43Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball01/10/2011 16:43Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Linkin_Park_Fan08/14/1996 15:09In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Brennan_Huff_X02/12/2012 21:26I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Mocking_Sponge12/12/2014 18:24mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Hi5_Pro_User10/21/2012 15:54High five for this joke!

@Influencer_9908/05/2006 11:36My followers need to see this!