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2007 Vintage: The Mike Tyson “Director’s Cut”

Why was he in the news? Because the documentary Tyson showed us the man behind the monster, and we all started to feel a little sorry for the “Baddest Man.”

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready06/19/2004 01:40If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Independence_Day11/30/2011 03:29Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Gladiator_Maximus10/04/2009 21:07Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan04/26/2004 21:05I am crying... with laughter!
@Emule_Donkey10/23/2005 13:51Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan09/14/1996 13:14Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Neopets_Trader09/05/2012 22:11Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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