Why was the “Flying Finn” so calm? Because he won his second F1 championship while Michael Schumacher was at home nursing a broken leg and a bruised ego.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
That was intense... and funny!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.