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1999 Classic: The Mika Häkkinen Title

Why was the “Flying Finn” so calm? Because he won his second F1 championship while Michael Schumacher was at home nursing a broken leg and a bruised ego.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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