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2000 Classic: The Michael Jordan Wizards “Executive”

Why was he in a suit? Because MJ became the President of Basketball Operations, proving that he could be just as competitive with a pen as he was with a ball.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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