2021 Archive: The Metaverse Launch

Why did the lawyer buy land in the Metaverse? So he could serve subpoenas to avatars and bill in “Mana” or “Sand.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman06/26/2000 18:48Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Hercules_Xena04/26/2015 08:27By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Tyler_Durden_Real04/14/2011 23:29Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Flash_Intro_Hater03/05/2007 06:10Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Spawn_Camper_J07/31/2011 06:46I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Keep_Calm_Fan12/03/2003 03:51Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@Android_Bot_9905/26/1996 13:01Beep boop. Humor recognized.