2005 Vintage: The Memoirs of a Geisha Visuals

A beautiful movie that made me want to buy more silk and learn how to walk gracefully (I failed).

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

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A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

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Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

@Melrose_Place_Fan10/25/2010 23:47Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@BitTorrent_0110/09/2006 23:18Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Thundercats_Ho06/23/2007 20:50Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Ninja_Turtle_R07/08/2012 12:38Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Breakfast_Club_B01/05/2000 10:02Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Wayne_World_Ex12/12/2014 10:20Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Evil_Kermit_M11/18/2010 02:16Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Not_Bad_Obama10/29/2012 13:08Not bad. Not bad at all.